Account by: Mr Mervyn Hoe The worst student in Sengkang: MICKEY I was teaching him about the topic of objects. I was pointing and telling him about shirt, belt, singlet and stuff. Later, he started to lick his ***k. I was so demoralised. I was happy teaching and he lick his that one.... So insulting... The worst student of the Year man...
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OH MAN! There are so many Mervyns around in the world! And you can take a look at them... haa!! This is Mervyn... Too curly hair?? and quite thick lips.... -_- This is Mervyn King... Ha! I hope I will not look like this when i'm old... Oh my god... I am stunned (the curly white hair!)... His name is Mervyn Kohler... He is Mervyn Prembrey. No no... This Mervyn smokes... So unlike me... Wow, this Mervyn makes the name proud! He got aircraft badge! Think quite high post in the past... ha!! Mervyns do great things! However, the 4-digit number doesn't seem to be good news... hmm This is a married Mervyn. I want also!! He is Mervyn Hagger. Apparently, there are too many western Mervyns on the net... Found some asian Mervyns on the net!! Chanced upon him. Look quite asian. His name is Mervyn Padayachy. Cool surname! Wow... Think he's Eurasian ba... This is Mervyn Yeo... Similarity: We wear specs! Another Mervyn... think he's a student ba... Small eyes! To MY SURPRISE!! TH...
Hi Everyone I am like cant wait out of my attachment. Left one more week. Yea! Opps, it seems as though I don't really enjoy the attachment at all. However, I somewhat enjoy it because it gives me experience... blah, blah, blah. But the thing is that it made me realise that I can't survive long in such place for long. Its not my forte at all. Everyday is a routine job and that is not something which I like and my heart will not like it too... I love it there because of my fine collegues and the great Bedok food which I get to patronise every tues and thursday. Ha... Talking about food. Today, Mervyn went with his collegues to the Expo Food Fair and wow, he ate alot of special stuff. Like Baos, Kong Ba Bao, and Chicken Rice. The chicken rice cost $2.00 and many people queued up! And guess what... the moment I tasted it, eww it tasted. So gross and the chicken is practically tasteless. Its like I queued up to eat a packet of bad chicken rice... Its called 'Hainan Chicken Ri...
Hi Everyone!! WOOHOO!! I just came back from Genting and I am feeling real happy now! Really so happy because I manage to feel the cold wind of Mount Genting (haa... I don't think there is this name). Apparently, it was quite a memorable trip up to Genting because alot of things went quite wrong from the start! ..... 1. The bus does not have good aircon system. Imagine sitting in a sauna bus. I actually sweat on the bus... wtf... 2. The bus dropped us at Kuala Lumpur and we had to transfer to taking cabs... and its like so sudden thing for us. 3. The cab drove at high speeds up the slopes. I felt that life is so precious and the 7km up to Genting is like a scary adventure for me. WOW. I took alot of new scary rides which I did not dare to take before. Like the rollercoaster which goes 360degrees and the tower which will release us from a height of 8 storeys. My heart nearly dropped. Somemore, I removed my slippers before the ride, making me feel quite bare. Ha... The feeling up t...
Woohoo! As promised, these are the photos that were taken at one of the stops of Biennale. Woohoo! I really loved the trip very much. How I wished that I could have more time in weekdays and I can go and visit the Biennale areas! This is me at the entrance of City Hall. :) At first Yiwen and I thought that it was City Hall MRT. But we were wrong. The previous Supreme Court is called City Hall. Bet many of us don't know right? This is picture of me at the place whereby I am suppose to be acting as the jury?? Ha... I have no idea about the term... :) Simply put it...being convicted...?? Ha...another convict? Or witness?? Picture of me and the shadow... nice right? I find that at times, we should take a look at our shadow, coz it has been following us since birth. Woohoo! This is the picture of the Sixty minutes currency. Isn't it cool? I felt like buying one piece of my own because I find it very special to me. Learnt the meaning that time is more important than money. This is...
Hi Everyone!! WOOHOO!! I am so excited! Anyway, come to updates of the WORLD. My britney has recently lodged a divorce with her husband Kevin and I tell you, this is of due respect that britney has finally heeded my advice. As many of you all know, she is stressed up before and I was overly worried for her then. Now, after all that turbulence with Kevin, she has finally decided. Decided to finish it all one and for all. I would have say that the only good thing is the 2 sons she has given birth. They have lovely names and wow, I wanna carry them!!! Oh yes, I really hope that she can recover soon and be happy with her life. The news tabloids keep saying that its her way of getting the media attention. But I can know from deep down that she really wants a peaceful mind and no more Kevin. Britney, I am here... come to Singapore and find me...
Hi Everyone! On Sunday (fake day), I went to Biennale(corrected spelling by Gabriel) Tour!! Wow, I certainly learnt alot about art and its really an EYE OPENER!! My eyes were really amazed by what simple concept the artists manage to portray!! An example.... We all keep saying this phrase " TIME IS MONEY" TIME IS MONEY! Simple concept eh?? Guess what? They have actually made TIME CURRENCY!!! In money, we have ten dollars, twenty dollars so on. But they have came out with the concept of time currency of ten minutes, twenty minutes and so on... There is a video made whereby a man, kept on throwing the time currency on the floor and people thought it was real money and picked it up, wanting to return to him. However, he did not accept but replied that it was already wasted, so no point returning... The point they are trying to convey is that TIME when it is lost, it is lost. Money, however can be earned back. So TIME is MONEY?? Please ask yourself again... Amazing concept righ...
Hi Everyone Part of a Honeycomb spotted at my house. Its very amazing because apparently, the hexagons are very obvious and of the same length! I wonder how did the bees did the stunt?? Ha!! In fact, I spotted another 2 more pieces today! Wow... at different parts of my homeplace. I really wonder if there is a beehive near my vicinity. Hmm... ROYCE CHOCOLATES!! Well well, its only on Thursday, then I knew the existence of this brand of chocolate. They are very terrific and loved the champagne chocolate. Very smooth and its really delightful to eat them. Wow! Ha But TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!!! I went to the Botanical Gardens on Friday. As if! This is taken outside my Honeywell office. Nice eh? I can't wait to scoot out of there in 19 days! Celebrate for me my friends... Went to Brewerkz on Saturday to celebrate my friend, Felix 23rd birthday! And wow, I really loved the burger. Ha... Thick Beef slice with onion rings. Look at the O-shaped thingy. They are really made of real onions, very s...
Hi Everyone Wow. The week passed by so fast, and I love it! Today is the first day of November, the smell of FRESH month is totally great for me. Toilet -------- I was at a Toilet due to a stomachache. Guess what? The toilet was a quiet one and then, soon after I sat on the toilet bowl, someone came in. I had gas in me, but I do not want to let it out so as to prevent the person from listening. So I paused. Then, the toilet flushed automatically!!! $&@($! I was like what the hell! The guy left and yeah, of coz I let out the gas! Terrific man! Then, the toilet flushed again!!! I guess that the censor has some problems and I felt like switching toilet. But I was lazy. One thing for sure then was that I can feel my butt real wet. What the fish. Luckily, I did not even start at all, imagine stuff apart from water is present on you-know-where. The Smart Mervyn thought of an idea! I took a toilet paper and covered the censor with one hand and did my business. It was an odd position ...